VACATION TRAVEL PRAYER Let us pray:

VACATION TRAVEL PRAYER

Let us pray:
O God, we entrust ourselves to you as we begin our journey. Keep us safe,
and give us the grace to be generous to one another and to be courteous and
kind to everyone we meet along the way. Help us to recognize when we are
getting on each others nerves, to know when reconciliation is necessary, and
to watch out for each other's needs as we travel. Be with us, Lord, guide us
and protect us on our way, so that we might reach our destination in safety
and happily return home.
Amen.

jesus is comming soon: IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE...

jesus is comming soon: IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE...

IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE...

IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE... Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing. Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun. Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan.) PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . "He-brews"

TWO HORSES IN A FIELD

TWO HORSES IN A FIELD



Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a
distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is
walking by, one will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes
of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to
have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing.



Listening, one will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source
of the sound, one will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the
field. Attached to her bridle is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know
where she is, so he can follow her.



As one stands and watches these two friends, one sees how she is always
checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk
to where she is trusting that she will not lead him astray.



Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because
we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges. He watches
over us and even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in
need. Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by God and those whom he
places in our lives. Other times we are the guide horse, helping others see
God.

TWENTY TRUTHS TO REMEMBER



1. Faith is the ability to not panic.



2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.



3. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home every day.



4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.



5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be
still so He can untangle the knot.



6. Do the math. Count your blessings.



7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.



8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me.



9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.



10. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.



11. The most important things in your home are the people.



12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.



13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.



14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.



15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.



16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your
precious moments.



17. Nothing is real to you until you experience it, otherwise it's just
hearsay.



18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure
to flush when you are done.



19. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals
and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk-taking. Learn from the
turtle -- it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.



20. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your
character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others
think you are.

promises of God